Invest in Crime

The British Home Secretary has just launched a new inititative for all of us to invest in crime!

Having run out of prison cells, and the cash to build more, he has looked to the Invest-Hotel model to attact punters to buy a prison cell and rent it back to Her Majesty's government.

A healthy rate of return is guaranteed by the UK's established track record of losing control of its borders and ensuring the maximum intake of riff-raff from the emerging EU states.

Investors can be assured of overwhelming demand for prison places.

Whoever said crime doesn't pay?