On those Haredi draft dodgers.....

On these Haredi draft dodgers.....

And so, it came to pass that Rabbis Gad, Reuben and (half-sized) Rabbi Manasseh approached  Moses and said unto him: “We would like to stay in our ghettos outside the camp of Israel, we will not go to the army, but would still like to receive our welfare payments, housing subsidies and free healthcare”.

Moses replied: “Do you expect your brothers and their sons to fight for the land whilst you live off the fat of the land?   Is it not commanded by G-d that every male from 20 years and above must go out into the army of Israel?”

“We do not agree with G-d. Just give us what we are entitled to. If not, we will block your streets and your chariots shall not pass.”