Obama tells Iran - 'Keep the Kid'

It reminds me of Woody Allen’s standup sketch about being
kidnapped as a youngster.
It went like this…..
The FBI surround the house, "Throw the kid
out,", they say, "give us your guns, and come out with your hands up."
The kidnappers say: "We'll throw the kid out, but let us keep our guns, and get to our car."
The FBI says: "Throw the kid out, we'll let you get to your car, but give us your guns."
The kidnappers say: "We'll throw the kid out, but let us keep our guns - we don't have to get to our car."
The FBI says: "Keep the kid."
The kidnappers say: "We'll throw the kid out, but let us keep our guns, and get to our car."
The FBI says: "Throw the kid out, we'll let you get to your car, but give us your guns."
The kidnappers say: "We'll throw the kid out, but let us keep our guns - we don't have to get to our car."
The FBI says: "Keep the kid."
In Chad Gadya ... we're the Kid.
Labels: chad gadya, iran, obama, woody allen
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